STRONG AND STABLE
Strong and stable, vote for me. I am able, just watch me!
I'll press the button for a nuclear war, my money's safe I keep it all offshore...
...We've introduced a magic money tree
If you want a pay rise well, nothing's free!
THE NEWS AND THE WEATHER
...The news and the weather, make them stand in the corner
Muttering their half truths and dirty little rumours
They're really very dismal, they really lack in humour
They only know the half of it, they're only trying to fool you...
There has never been a better day than today, never been a better time than right now
Dream away, dream away, don't let anybody's plans get in your way.
There are endless possibilities don't be afraid to dream
Once you start the journey, you are flying...
Ipod, iPad, makes you happy, makes me sad
Cyber dreams, not what they seem and I don't understand
What the fuss is about with the twitter and the memes
Don't F***Book me, come shake my hand
I'm an analogue man in a digital land.
It's strange, some days are just like that, they're strange.
Sitting in my room,thinking of you.
I'm feeling flat, I'm feeling blue.
Thought I'd cheer myself up, thought I'd go to town,
But the sky is falling down.
It's raining dogs and cats,
What d'ya think about that?
So I'm ringing you up to say,
It's been a metaphorical day.
Superman came down today to a Chinese takeaway
He was in the queue when I heard him say...
You're gonna blow the Earth real soon can’t get a takeout on the moon,
Got his egg fried rice and then he flew away.
Now he’s moving all his stuff to a new place
Somewhere up amongst the stars,
He’s put all his clothes in a suitcase and left it somewhere on Mars…